yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
dogs arent that great
this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!
Imagine a necronomicon for white girls.
Instead of being bound in human skin its bound in the material they make uggs out of, and every page smells like pumpkin spice.
When you open it you need to recite the magic words ‘starbucks nutella mumford and sons mocha chai latte’