• iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

spinesaw:

Imagine a necronomicon for white girls.

Instead of being bound in human skin its bound in the material they make uggs out of, and every page smells like pumpkin spice.

When you open it you need to recite the magic words ‘starbucks nutella mumford and sons mocha chai latte’

(via nomad-shit)